The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table. That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.
What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed
When you’re too ugly to be an actor and too lazy to learn an instrument... ...you become a comedian.
Guys, I just read something on the internet saying that Albert Einstein may not have existed! Turns out he's just a theoretical physicist.
I've never seen a cross dresser. But I've seen some very irritated credenzas,
What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-sac? Dead end. Dead end.Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead end. Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ... read more
My wife hates the fact that we never have visitors. I never would have guest
Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
Last night I dreamt I was eating a 15 pound marshmallow… I woke up this morning and I couldn’t find my pillow.
What color is a mirror? It depends who you ask
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons? One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
Why do dinosaurs like sushi? Because they like their food ROAR!!!
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Ok, this one is a bit tasteless. So proceed with caution. Water.