The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
This pasta has AoT level writing, by the time you get to the last line everything you previously read will get whole new meaning. Enjoy .>!gf is prego!<>!we like to get kinky anyways!<>!one night things get particularly saucy!<>!i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights!<>!wtf it's red everywhere and she's ob... read more
An angry customers walks back in a donut shop. He says to the worker:"Why isn't my donut glazed?!The worker respond:"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.