The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password? A battering R.A.M.
Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan? Because of the Teleban.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She leaned over and whispered, "They're right behind you. . ."
Somewhere over Belarus a pilot just had a radio call Pilot to crew: We are requested to land immediately. Please prepare the cabin.Crew: Why, what is happening?Pilot: Threat of an explosive.Cew: What? What explosive?!Pilot: The one they will fire at us if we don't.
I recently saw one of those animated pornos that basically makes fictional characters have sex. This one was about a certain famous, big superhero guy in red with an 'i' on his shirt, I can't remember his name. Anyway, the film was surprisingly good and left me thinking, 'that's just fucking incredible'.
I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor. I swear I’m working with a bunch of stiffs.
Why do the Jedi refuse to measure temperature using Kelvin? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes
How do cannibals freshen their breath? Men toes.
WANTED: A mysterious man keeps waking me up whenever I'm about to sleep! 25,000 dollar reward for information if it leads to a rest.
I went to a party, but to my horror, everyone was wearing costumes! I opened my wallet, pulled out a condom and rolled it over my nose. The frowning host asked me, "What're you supposed to be!?" I replied, "Fuck knows."
What's the official language of Omegle? ASL
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
If a person is sueing a product for blinding him/her in one of their eyes, they should win double the amount Because they are not gonna be able to see half of it anyway.
In my home state of Mississippi, it's illegal to do the reverse cowgirl because because in Mississippi we never turn our backs on family.
What's the most peaceful musical instrument? I don't know, but violins isn't the answer.