The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree
Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix? There's only one nut in the bag.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here, ' the bartender says. “Why not? ' one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured. '
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.