The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I always turn my room temperature just below 70 degrees before I go to sleep. Why? Because it doesn't get hotter than 69 in my bed.
My wife and I share a sense of humour... Coz we have to...She doesn’t have one.
A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"Man: "Well, it's a long story."
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
A question for every single person on earth . . . . . . What's it like being single?
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2 to say it.
Why are mountains so good at telling jokes? Because they're hill areas.
I have a fear of elevators, but I've started taking steps to avoid it.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.