The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Don't believe everything you read in public toilets Sharon was not up for a good time and it was a very awkward phone call
What’s the best way to burn 1,000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found