The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A woman gets on an Elevator with a Man The Woman says "TGIF"So the man says "SHIT"The woman again says "TGIF"And again the man says "SHIT"So finally the woman explains TGIF means Thank God Its FridayAnd the man says SHIT means Sorry Honey Its Thursday
Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night. He prefers them well Done-Done.
Dating is much easier since the lock down started. Zero effort.
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
Just got vaccinated! Nothing special really, but you do get tired and just want to go home and browse Internet Explorer or Edge.
Did you hear about the blind man who refused to read a book? He said, "I'm just not feeling it!"
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.