The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My printer’s name is Bob Marley. Because it’s always jammin’.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.