The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay.
The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first. Just yesterday I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky? Because he had some chick-pea all over him.
Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon... One leans to the other and says "Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?"The other blond says "Obviously the moon. You can't see Florida."
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? It’s a long one.
I always said that I would never ever go walking dark scary tunnels in the earth. But eventually I caved.
A man enters a butcher's shop The man wants to buy some spread sausage: "Good morning, can I get some from the coarse and thick one, please?"Butcher: "I'm sorry, but she's at trade school today."
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…