The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
My boss is really into health eating, but Friday is his cheat day... ...which is when he fucks his secretary.
I went to the mall and you know those people that set up their little shops? Well, there is a dwarf in a little hut, and he tells fortunes. Come to find out he is a fugitive and wanted for some crimes. I guess that makes him a small medium at large...
I took the road less travelled by But so did everyone else because they saw it on Google Maps and now we're all stuck in traffic. -Robert Frost
When my kid asks how i survived WW3 id tell him this... Iran
I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97. Those are only available on Amazon Prime.
A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, "Aren't you going to help?". The man says no five should be enough.
I had a one night stand, and afterwards she used my toothbrush I made kind of a big deal about it, because that’s pretty grossShe said, “Well we just had sex, what’s the difference?”I said, “*Well* I was planning on using that toothbrush again”
What is green and quickly turns red if you push a button? A frog in a blender
Doctor: Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor: They Are For You.!!
I was digging in my garden this morning and found some gold coins. I was really excited and rushed inside to tell the prostitute about it but then I remembered why I was digging the hole in the first place.
[At the scene of the murder] Cop 1: This seems racially motivated. Cop 2: Hate crime?Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.
One fine day Husband : Today is a fine day.Annoyed wife : Wh do you keep saying 'Today is a fine day' every day?Husband : You had said it once, "One fine day, I'll leave this house"..
I need to brush up on my geography. The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.
Scientists analysed sweat samples of 100 regular KFC visitors. 11 secrete herbs and spices