The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why didn’t the castle cut the grass It was already moat.
What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don't turn it on.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.