The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.
Somebody once gave me advice on dating to “just be yourself” and “be the true you”... ...he was an actor.
I was an accountant I was an accountant from age 22 to 35, when because of office politics, I was sacked for no reason. What a waste of 15 years.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays? Unemployed
What do guns and corona virus have in common They were both created in China now every American has one
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”
You can actually file a lawsuit against the federal government in the United States. It's a myth that you can't. All you have to do is simply take some specific medication. And that medication, my friends, is Sudafed®
The easiest time to add insult to injury Is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.
It's such a shame when people break up over the phone. They should try hanging up and trying again.
"Luigi, what was the name of that Schumer chick that no one likes?" "It's Amy, Mario."