The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
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There was a part in my game where a plane was supposed to fly through but it froze in mid-air because of bad connection. I guess you could call that Jet Lag.
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
When I was in the library, I found a book entitled "How To Solve 50% Of Your Problems" So I bought 2 copies.
I asked my friend "whats it like working at a tire factory?" apparently it wears thin after a while
I was having an argument with my friend the other day He was saying that I didn't understand what irony was! Which was ironic as we were both waiting for a bus at the time.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
A little old lady would feed two squirrels in her backyard everyday. One morning the old lady goes out to feed them and finds them dead. She decides she can't live without them and takes them to a taxidermist. She asks to have them stuffed. The taxidermist asked if she wanted them mounted... "No!" She said. "Holding hands will be just fine."
Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.