The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I'm worried that my grandma is starting to lolse her marbles. Yesterday when I went to visit she'd been marking herself all over with her bingo pen. She's completely dotty.
What do farmers do in Alabama? Pump kin
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Let's make this interesting. So we stopped playing chess.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn't fit! What a huge waist!
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'