The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.