The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Scientists have recently discovered that 97% of the worlds population is kind of dumb. Phew, thank god I'm part of the other 5%.
Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Where do Salads try on clothes? The dressing room
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Why did the Proud Boy check on his sad friend? To make sure his friend was feeling... alt-right. Feel free to downvote me to reddit hell...
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.