The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?