The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I love how when you hear certain music, it can really take you places. For instance, the bar I'm currently in are playing Drake so I'm now going somewhere else.
What do you call a fly without wings in a park? A walk in a park.
Denmark: "We will kill 17 million minks by 2021." China: "I killed 20 million in two weeks."World: "You killed 20 million minks in 2 weeks??"China: "Oh no, sorry, I must've misheard you."
Two kittens are sitting at the edge of a slide. Which falls first? The one with the lower mu
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t... It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
I wanted to make a team for a Pro Hide and Seek Game But good players are hard to find
Two blondes are at an CD store. One is buying a DVD. Blonde 1: Oh, what's that DVD about?Blonde 2: It's how to repair household items!Blonde 1: What do you need to repair?Blonde 2: My DVD player
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duunnnnnnng.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.