The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
People are like drums. They make noise when you hit them with sticks.
Why does it take longer to get from st to nd base, than it does to get from nd to rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Have you heard the joke about paper? Good that you haven't, it's tearable!
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.