The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I started playing tennis recently. on the first day I had to tell my tennis partner "I can't grasp these balls" he asked why not. I said "I'm used to holding a shuttle cock"
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So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner. However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.~~it's dumb but at least it's original~~
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I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
What do you call someone who specializes in selling insurance to hand models? A digital security specialist.
What do you call an element that always complains? a lament.
Today I went for a walk with a beautiful woman Then she noticed me, so we went for a run