The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If you find a bomb that blows up when stepped on, please let me know. It's mine.
I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official.
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.