The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.