The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath...
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
You know when the mustard bottle farts when you're squeezing it to get mustard out I guess that's mustard gas.