The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Today I saw a glass billboard advertising air conditioners that looked brand new. Than a flock of pigeons landed on it. From there, it was a clear sign that shit was about to hit the fan.
A man gives dollar to a homeless person After he threw the dollar in his hat, he noticed a second hat. The man frowned and asked: "Why do you have two hats?""Well, you see..." Said the wanderer. "Business is going well these days so I recently opened my second store."
2 blondes are on a Cruise on the Nile. Unfortunately they fall overboard. After a while crocodiles start approaching them. One blond sees them and tells the other: “Oh look how sweet! Rescue boats from Lacoste!”
I stayed in an English Hotel that was so quaint that when I we first arrived, rather than a mint, there were a couple of cricket balls and a bat on the bed. Though the bat did fly out of the window after only a few minutes, and I never did find the rest of the cricket.
Plot devices have Mary Sues, comic books have Gary Stus... Hollywood has Terry Crews.
Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him? He was shellfish in the seabedNo, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.