The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I USE TO BE A BULL RIDER AND I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD Until that guy from Wal-Mart came out and unplugged me.