The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
what fruit is in the bathroom? a poop apple
A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach Thinking he was trying to weigh less with maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..
Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate.
Q: What's the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle? A: Attire!
My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot. It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.