The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
What is the angriest country? Ire-land
Catholic school is like a game of chess. You don’t want to end up with the bishop in your ass.
Why are synthetic fibres like the police? They don't let you breathe.
If you gathered up all the receipts from your wallet and organised them You would have a little book of why you're broke
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19... Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.
Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with... They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.
I must say, I'm impressed by the great selection and friendly staff at my local Wal-Mart. It's the only way I'll see my family again.
While walking through the mall I spotted the Islamic Book Store and I went in. The clerk asked me, "can I help you?" I said, "yes, can you tell me where I can find Donald Trump's book on refugees?" He turned beet red and said, "eat shit, get the fuck out and stay out." I said, "yes, that's the one, now where is it located?"
I really don't get all the love for the HP books... I've read them multiple times, but still my printer won't fucking work.
My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos. She had to stop after a problem with squatters
An ice cream parlor has been arrested for drug trafficking in my neighborhood This was yesterday and still cannot believe it. I have been his client most of my life and would never had imagined he sold ice cream