The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
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A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.
Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE. Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
Which appliance is the worst to have on a boat? The sink.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
What instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
Why was the horse so happy? Because he lived in a stable environment.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.