The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do houses wear? An address.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
The mind that calls Covid-19 "the Chinese Virus" on live television is the same mind that called the CEO of Apple "Tim Apple" on live television. The punchline: It's not racism, it's stupidity.
An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.