The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Doctor the operation was a success Patient really?Doctor yes, we have successfully removed the colon.
So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD.
Did you hear about the two friends who pooled their money to buy a brand new saxophone? They recently entered into a same-sax relationship.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.