The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a sideways toaster next to my name, Reddit you know what to do
Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it....[credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]
NSFW Know the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Thanks to my first boss Jim for this one who I'm sure heard it somewhere else like the family guy episode
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
Isn’t it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It’s just named after that stuff on the ground. (Norm MacDonald)
What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.
Why did Mrs.Claus break up with Santa? Because he kept calling her a hoe hoe hoe
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.