The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Two guys are talking when one says, “Hey I finally finished that book I was writing about the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.” And the other guy says to him, “It’s about time.”
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
What's brown and smells like bacon? Kermits finger
A lonely fisherman decided to use his internet instead of a regular fishing net. All he caught were catfish.
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.