The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋

A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above. It's my new year's resolution.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.

What is the dairy farmer’s favorite Disney movie? Moo-ana

A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs." That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”

What is Marco's favorite clothing store? Polo.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

The secret to making slow cooked chili is placing the bay leaf on top, not the bottom. A good chili doesn't rest on its laurels.

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

I've a joke on promotion at Jobs But you won't get it

Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.

The Russian Agency of Research and Automation has been commissioned by Putin to develop a new robot to make gloves for the pandemic that are superior to all others. They have named it in his honour. It's called RARA's grasp-Putin, Russia's greatest glove machine.