The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋

I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolutions* Be accepting of paradoxes* Use the binary number system more often

A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.

The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies... It'll be known as the National Elf Service.

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is a better cyclist!

My friend believes The Office is the best television show, and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise I'm so tired of these Dwight Supremacists

There's an upcoming show featuring the woman from Tiger King and Batman's sidekick, going around and reviewing ice cream parlors Carole Baskin And Robin's

Those hedge funds should have known they'd lose money by shorting GME. As for us Gamestop customers, we fully expect to sell something for $20 and have to spend $500 when we want to buy it back.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What do you call a perfume for amphibians? A frogrance I just made this up. I hope you like it

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

I heard Sony's coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It's called the Plaguestation

Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people. After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.