The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋

John was excited to move into his new condo which was exactly below Dwayne Johnson's apartment. But soon he became ignorant & oblivious to things happening around him. Why? Because John was living under The Rock.

The co-founder of Adobe who developed the PDF file format has died. The funeral viewing will be a closed casket since it's too much trouble trying to open it.

Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator. Players just don't want lute boxes.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

I’m addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.

I used to love hearing people make Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do, but I used to too.

You wouldn't think that a pastry frosting would pair well with magical trees but it's actually enticing!

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Old witch: “You won’t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.” Ok Broomer.

My Grandmother found and flushed my weed so, I hid her weelchair...... Now neither of us are rolling

Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment. They are already experts at recycling.

My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy. Its officially a best cellar.

Someone told me about that manga writer who died recently I heard his whole fanbase is going Berserk

Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.