The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event? Cantelope
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Now that Lucasfilm is owned by Disney . . . Will ILM be removing the Notre Dame Cathedral from the Hunchback cartoon?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments Coming soon, the Saxofender.
Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
Since I like helping the environment and recycling/reusing things I searched for a place with like-minded people. After a few days I finally found where they reuse and recycle almost everything: r/Jokes
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
A friend of mine had an idea for a subscription box that came with everything you needed to make something akin to Pita bread but softer and made with yogurt... I had to tell him it was a naan-starter...
Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.