The Best (and Worst) New & Fresh Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for a laugh with our collection of new & fresh dad jokes! These jokes bring a modern twist to classic dad humor, with clever punchlines and fresh puns that will make you smile. Whether you’re looking for something different or just love a good laugh, our new & fresh dad jokes will keep the fun rolling. Explore the latest dad jokes that are sure to add a bit of humor to your day!
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
We always called our teacher Turtle Because he Tortoise (Taught us).Told by my 7 year old boy, so be gentle.
What do you call a mythical milkshake? Legendairy(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
Why was the other bread jealous of the flat bread that started his own business? He was a self made naan
True story. Chicago-area preschool teacher teaching remotely today because of the storms. Her dogs started barking like crazy, interrupting the Zoom. She looked out her window and told/apologized to the class that the shovelers were there. 4 year old classmate replies, “Wow, your shovelers sound like dogs!”Been laughing at that one all day.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Why did Bilbo Baggins always smoke pipeweed after every meal? IDK, force of hobbit I guess
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
Putin on a trip. Vladimir Putin is traveling abroad. He enters the customs line, approaches the agent and is asked:Agent: age?Putin: 66Agent: occupation? Putin: not this time, just visiting.
Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019... I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.
I tried to connect my Raspberry Pi to my printer.... But the printer always jams!
What do you call walk-in closet in Spanish? Armario de Joaquín
A barber in my area got arrested for drug dealing.. I’ve been his customer for 10 years, but I had no idea he was a barber
My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!" Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.