The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden? Squash
Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew.
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
How did the Turtle beat the Hare? It used a razor.
How do you know that your cat’s a free thinker? It shits outside the box
Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today... Will get a free Venti later
Not saying my local pub is rough.. but the first prize at the pub quiz was two weeks alibi.
Two nuns are in a dark closet, the first nun says "Where's the candle?" The second replies "Sure does".
So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.
Apparently its illegal to show some cartoons in the middle east Most cities won't screen episodes of The Flintstones but Abu Dhabi doooooooo
What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA) Water because butane is a lighter fluid
There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom The giraffe says "pass the soap, please"And the elephant says "no soap, radio!"
What did the cop say when their stomach started growling? Stop! You're under a vest.
Where the experts are As the ambulance EMTs are loading a man onto their gurney, the patient asks, “Where are you guys taking me? The county hospital?”“Nope,” said the EMT. “You need expert medical help, brother. We’re taking you to the comments section.”