The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
A man was sentenced to death because be wouldn't stop banging on about the size of his testicles. He was publicly hung.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Back off, doc. I'll close this wound. Suture self.
"It's a revolution!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Scared the rest of the people on the Ferris wheel.
Mario goes to court The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'