The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Exclamations can really change a sentence. For example:I like eating pizza.I like eating exclamations.
I can’t believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19! It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
Why aren't MS Word files allowed here? Rule 4: No docx-ing
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospitalJohn: (slowly) Where am I?Nurse: I. C. UJohn: No you can't!!