The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
Have you had to walk 500 miles? Were you encouraged to walk 500 more?You could be entitled to compensationCall the pro claimers now
What do you call a triangle with angles 42.0°, 69° and 69°? A Nice-osceles triangle.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.'
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff