The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
“Officer, you can’t give me a ticket. I have to go run the marathon tomorrow.” Cop: That’s not how you play the race card.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.