The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What's Forrest Gump's internet password? 1forest1
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What is an Emergency physician’s favorite cellular organelle? The ER
In college I experimented with marijuana. I did it in snow and I did it in sleet But I did not in hail
After Hunt for Red October came out, my family moved from Moscow to San Francisco, where I became a fan of the 49ers with Steve Young as Quarterback I would have liked to have seen Montana.