The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Anthony Joshua 21 KOs, David Haye 26 KOs, Floyd Mayweather 27 KOs... Bill Cosby 30 KOs.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.