The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What do you give a director who's broken their arm? A cast
When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file. I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.
Ruth just dumped me. Told me I was too uptight. Well, now I'm Ruthless.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back for seconds.
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas. But it’s still up in the air.
Investment question If a leopard and a cheetah both had companies, which stock should you buy? A: The leopard's, because cheetahs never prosper.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.