The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I read that a banana a day helps to keep your colon clean... I just wish they'd told me I was supposed to eat them...
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
Roses are red, violet's are blue When I listen to rock music. My neighbours do too.
What is this movie about? It is about hours long.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons... Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless. It was pointless
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey? A Kick-Ass
Everyone thinks lawyers are a bunch of sharks, rats and pit-bulls! But really, they're all liti-gators
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."