The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Mark and his friend Michelle go to a costume party. When they show up Michelle is clinging to Mark's back. Someone greets them and asks what they're supposed to be. Mark says that he's a snail. The other guy asks "who's on your back?" Mark replies "Michelle"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ayatollah." "Ayatollah who?" "Ayatollah you already."
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale What is Jorah Mormonts favorite printer settings? Grayscale
Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work. The right to bare arms.