The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
(Apparently, I said this joke in my sleep, and don't recall ever hearing it before, so I may have come up with it in my sleep as well.) Did you hear the one about the professional hockey player who quit his job to become an accountant? He wanted an off-ice job.
How do you beat Dwayne Johnson in a fight? Throw paper at him
What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out? Barbara’s bush
I told a Hispanic man that I was trying to come up with a term that would describe low resolution video He suggested “poor k”.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.