The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? only one cause they don't like to share the spot light
"I've never been good at dealing with confrontation." "Pardon?""Nothing."
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
A calendar goes to the doctor and asks him to give it to him straight... “Okay. You’ve got 12 months.”
What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians? Ho Ho Ho!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane? It was mime-blowing
What do you call an Epic Cow? Legend Dairy
What do baseball and baking a cake have in common? It's all about the batter
Want to hear a potassium joke? K.
What do you call it when a lawyer takes a test early in the morning? A breakfast bar.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!