The Best (and Worst) One-Liner Dad Jokes 👋
Get straight to the punchline with our collection of one-liner dad jokes! These quick and witty jokes are perfect for when you need a laugh in a hurry. Packed with clever puns and fast humor, our one-liner dad jokes are ideal for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who loves a good, snappy joke. Explore the funniest one-liners that will have everyone chuckling in no time!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What do you call an athlete doing drugs ? A Speed runner
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
My wife told me she and her sister started a weight loss competition to see who can shed the most pounds before their cousin's wedding this summer. "I hope you win" was not the correct response.
Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.